only if we run a train.
done.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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