I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
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