There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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