We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i already hear my dad disowning me
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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