please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize
