we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize
