Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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