You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I just want to make out with him forever
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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