He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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