Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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