I think i peed on brittanys purse
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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