doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Randomize
