she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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