I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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