At least make sure they are 18
Why
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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