fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
It's just like the Real World with babies
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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