How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
