it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
