Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
How does it feel to date your dad?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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