The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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