CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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