yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
A+ Viking dick
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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