Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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