Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
And then he peed in my hair
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