"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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