Swine flu. Run for my life!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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