Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Randomize
