Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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