so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
This show inspires me to have sex in space
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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