Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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