dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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