this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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