Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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