Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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