No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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