quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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