jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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