Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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