sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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