How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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