I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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