dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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