That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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