can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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