So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Randomize
