What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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