Whod you bang
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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