I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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