Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
My underwear smells like fireworks.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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