Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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